…of attempting to recruit random people on the street for your band.

Don’ts:

1. Don’t run after potential band member yelling, “excuse me.”
2. Don’t pull out a little black book to write down your band’s website address. Said book will only be assumed to be a pocket New Testament, not a moleskine notebook.
3. Don’t persist with questioning after potential band member has stated that he or she has no time or interest to join your band.
4. Don’t fall to the ground and grab potential band member’s ankle.
5. Don’t allow yourself to be dragged down the sidewalk for half a mile.
6. Don’t stand outside of potential band member’s window all night staring at him or her.

Dos

1. I have no idea.

bottom shelf bourbon+midnight barefoot soccer matches on astroturf=sore feet and the generalized feeling as though you had been beaten up.

here’s a question for the fans and superfans. now that the ep is finished and just in the mastering process at this point, how have graeme and i been passing the time until the quasi-hiatus is over? have we…

a) been writing and finishing arrangements on new songs?

b) been practicing old songs with new band members so they’re up to speed?

c) been playing old school nes games like double dragon 2, contra, and ice hockey?

(by the way, i’m totally dominating graeme in our ice hockey matches so far, 5-1.)

vpr